The wonderful world of Grace’s thoughts

ah yes, the typical stuff. i turned 19 yesterday and i go on abt hw time flies, hw i don’t feel 19 and i actually am rather immature. haha. let’s nt go there shall we. instead i shall talk abt being in love. yes ,me .. the kind of head over heels/pumps/sneakers/sandal/flip-flops in love, the kind love that makes ur heart go a million miles a minute lol. i am in love. deeply in love. with elliot yamin! ……………….*time to frown*

’s song! i’ll wait for you!

gosh. u didn’t seriously think i’d be in love, in love with elliot yamin. eww. i love his song. it is so uber sweet. but trix and eileen both burst my bubble when i told them my fantasy of a guy telling you ‘ baby, i’ll wait for u.’ to cut the long story short, leen sed after he tells you that, you’d she him the nxt day with his arms arnd another girl. and trix sed that guys nvr mean wat they say o_O

so there goes my dreams and iddlyic moment. gosh, this is so aimi. argghhss. ok, i am nt lyk aimi. i shud be better and SMARTER than this. lol. chin sha!

anyways, thank u to all of you who remembered my birthday thank you EILEEN (who rocks my world. lol) , beng lynn and sue faye for the cake. thank you beatrix and ji for the phone calls all the way across the oceans. thank you eileen (agn.. trying to impersonate sumone) audrey teo/ang, jacq, xu vin, phang, pei jie, eva, jacinta, jacintha, elaine, ee fei, aimi, joaane ong mean jo, kevin, jackson, wilson, june, yuet whey (the guide), aaron, beatrix (agn..kiasu much?haha.she had to make up for forgetting my bday last yr. lol)  for the msges reminding me how old i am :)  and blog posts! thank you audrey and amanda:) it feels lyk i died or smth then gt ppl remembering how it was. choi. lol. oh and jiy zhing who rite before my bio paper whispered across.. happy birthday. haha.

sorry trix cos i didn’t recognise ur voice and went on blabbering for 5 minutes thinking u were my sister. lol. sorry june and wilson for nt having ur number and sorry zue for nt picking up ur call. i was sleeping! i think..and ee fei. i was out eating. haha.

ah well. i’m getting old and life moves on. i shud start sounding more mature and less immature. haha. but eileen says that makes me boring. so mayb nt. i shall go back to studying. bio is officially over! i can throw my books out of my window and nvr haf to see another picture of a kidney/heart/pancreas ever again!

these few days have nt been very good for me. i put it down due to exam stress. first of all mu loses the fa cup. ok, that was nth to do with exam stressed but it made me sad! and mad!and i thought they had! (it in them to win). mrs moment. sorry.

anyways, then the nxt day nadal loses to federer. bah. but i think that was due to him being exhausted. and hey 81 matched unbeaten on clay is still a good record. and no, i’m nt ‘making up’ for the lost.

and then today. days and days of studying bio over and over and over agn. i lost track of how many times i actually read thru all the freaking topics. paper was relatively ok. dun noe how i did but hey whats done is done. come what may ok, that was nt wad pissed me off. ppl pissed me off. nt a very ppl person today..seriously. annoyed. pissed off. mad. feel lyk squeezing smth to inty bity pieces. or punching sumone. you know wad? i want to learn how to punch ppl. i think it’ll be very satisfying. punching sumone in the face. particularly sumone you don’t lyk. ok. i sound very scary and sadistic-ish nw. i blame it on a certain sumone who made me watch a bunch of gory movies (yes, aaron i still have the pathfinder imprinted in my brain.lol) or mayb its due to watching ryan atwood punch person after person over and over agn. and looking sooo fine doing it. (OFF TOPIC!)

you do realise that this is all crap? yes of course. what do you expect from me?

oh went parade after exams to eat. and walk arnd. i gt a rm15 h&m shirt! which is really nice and so nt rm15 at all! and i won’t tell you how it looks so noone will know when i actually wear it. haha. and i gt eye liner and mascara. which the lady put on for me..and i looked scary. but nice, if i may say so myself. lol. going to attempt to use it after exam. makes my tiny eyes look bigger. seriously, my eyes are smallll. someone even though i was asleep when i was looking down. lol. funny stuff.

okkayyy.. more studying. exams are far from over. i can’t wait for 15 june. oh wait and my birthday! whichis nxt week! and RIGHT before my bio practical. and remember. i expect to see you all lining outside my apartment at 8am sharp with my presents. lol. (this is what bio does to me) i’m a very materialistic person, material stuff should be to my liking.. wahaha. but number one on my list, and if you buy it for me i will LOVE you forever! a new handphone! preferbaly the motorola krazr. or a palm one pda. or the pink sony ericsson which looks lyk a bubble :)and oh yea, my parents + brother is coming! and bel is coming back from uk! yay! but it still sucks i have to celebrate me turning 19 by studying. i mean seriously. but oh well, thats life. got to move on. i’ll celebrate massively after exams. by first burning all my books.lol.

yay  mu! champions of england. in your face chelsea and jose, the ’special one’. haha. (and kevin-the supposed chelsea fan, if you are reading this you better nt go glory glory man utd or i’ll enlist sam’s help to push u off the c floor during econs or smth:P and mayb this time i will really ‘kill’ you :D) i loooveeee arsenal! only for today. thank you cesc! who apparently didn’t play well but wadever. he looks good.

and to the man city defender, mr ball, or smth lyk that. did u ever thing u could stop my ronaldo? even stepping on him didn’t work. hah!

this makes up for the stupid lost in milan, which i think was down to bribery. i lyk that theory. aha. and no i’m so not in denial.

so now for the fa cup. kick chelsea when they are down. hee

  i’ve come to a conclusion. which in my opinion should have been reached a billion years ago. men are idiots! and jerks. i mean seriously. and girls are supposed to be the ones with pms-ey moments? i bet guys haf pms too. so emo. so unpredictable. so arghhh!!!! i am ranting. watching spiderman 3 only proved my theory further. i mean telling mj i don’t need your help?? ass! and kissing the girl with the upside down spiderman-mj kiss? what were u thinking peter parker????

came to college today, only for aimi’s ‘pain’ to fuel my anti-men sentiment. thus we came up with a plan. mass MEN-ocide. i know what you are thinking. we are a bunch of discontented sadist upset with the world as we do not have that special sumone to share life with. but hey, pussycatdolls sed it best ‘i don’t need a man to make me feel good..I don’t need a ring around my finger to make me feel complete..’ so there. anyways, God did say go forth and multiply so we have to keep a few men so that females can procreate with rite? so here are the 20 guys who in our opinion deserve to live. (and its nt jst because they are hot)

OUR SHARED FOLDER

1. Cesc Fabregas

grace - the only reason arsenal shud be playing football.

aimi - ignoring grace’s little jibe at arsenal - is HOT and SENSITIVE, i swear i cried with him, but NO raul for me.

2. Seth cohen

grace - fell in love with him on the oc. neurotic to the max and uber sweet. the thing he did for summer on the coffee cart? to die for.

aimi - ‘you’re UNDENIABLE’…need i say more, and CAPTAIN OATS!!!!!

3. Wentworth miller aka Michael Scoffield

grace - guy from prison break. love the eyes, not the age. after all every civilization needs a convict

aimi - seriously, have you seen the eyes??? And he makes tattoos cool, and breaking out of prison a breeze.

4. Ewan mcgregor

grace - did u see him in moulin rouge? a poor guy singing his undying love for a girl? love the british accent.

aimi - ‘the greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is to love and be loved in return’ LESSON LEARNT!!!

5. kimi

grace - ice king on hot tracks! he makes icy the new sexay.

aimi - the ICEMAN makes me MELT.

WARNING! DO NOT TOUCH (except for me and gracie) HOT! (extreme MRS-ness)

6. Jake gylenhaal

grace - the dumbest thing kirsten dunst could haf done was to dump jake. loved him in a day after tmr. i mean how many guys would run out in a middle of a deadly storm to get u medicine?

aimi - agrees with gracie, i mean i hate kirsten, why does she get to kiss jake, and peter, and brad pitt as a vampire…BITCH. the dumbest thing he’s done is to date her. But, he’s more than forgiven.

7. Mr. darcy

grace - rich, gentleman-ly, the persona of everything you want in a man. i want to be mrs darcY!!!

aimi - well…in my imagination, i AM mrs darcy, ‘My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you’ OKAY OKAY, I LOVE YOU TOO.

8. Peter parker a.k.a spiderman

grace - fine, he was an ass at one point. but as always, the goody-goody two shoes spiderman always return, jst in the nick of time to save mary jane. i loved evil spiderman tho. he was sooo hot.

aimi - love EMO PETER PARKER, the strut, the piano and ALL that jazz.

grace and aimi: HE’S a SUPERHERO, and we’re suckers for man in LATEX suits, so sue us, NOT ssshhh us (which were, TWICE)

9. kyan

grace - one fifth of the fab five? wad could be better than a gay guy who probly will understand u better than any men left on the face of the earth (meaning the other 19)

aimi - well…he is cute, and being gay is really HOT, cause he grooms well, and we could touch up our make up together!!!! but seriously, i think the guy’s an idiot, i mean PLENTY of single girls out there, and he chooses to be with MEN ( i mean at least we acknowledge our PMS, what excuse do they have?? )

10. Orlando Bloom

grace - i didn’y lyk him cause he killed brad pitt in troy. but ever since brad dumped jen for angelina..i decided he deserved to die! so yea. and orlando is kinda cute. in a geek-ish way.

aimi - erm…blonde, blue eyed elf??? seriously, who else can carry that off with grace and grandeur ( remember the swing up the beast thing )

MY LIST - GRACE

11. Cristiano ronaldo

the one and only guy for me i mean seriously. he is way way good looking! and has football skills better than pele and maradona combineD! ok, mayb i am a tad bias but who cares (aimi’s insert: a TAD???)

12. rafael nadal

the king of clay and my heart! lol. his ‘ceps are reallly,really amazing. add the hair and great smile and voila! u haf a good and hot tennis player. who btw is probly the only person who can beat federer over and over and over and over agn!

Aimi and Grace realize now that, we DONT have similar inclinations with regard to sports personalities, with the exception to CESC AND KIMI ~ the CESKIMI Bond!!! beat that giant molecular forces (the ones in DIAMOND)

(Grace’s insert: this might be wrong, but we AREN’T THE BRIGHTEST BULBS when it comes to chemistry)

13. Ben mckenzie

Mchottie of oc!the brooding bad boy. floopy blond hair, blue eyes that stare into your soul, the chiselled chin. hotness on two feet

14. Michael Vaughn

a SUPER spy. which girl wouldn’t want a guy who can totally kick ass? (aimi’s insert : TOTALLY) and has ability to look really good in a suit. and can never die cos sydney bristow is always, i mean always there to save him.

15. Logan huntzberger

fine, aimi gets to be called ace. and since i’m grACE we can rhyme! wahaha. m.r.s-ness. logan,logan. rich. sweet. how often can u find a playboy who will become a good boy for u?

MY LIST - AIMI

16. Choi SiWon

~HEAVENLY BLISS~ the body, the smile, the arms, and the DIMPLE (hyperventilates!!!!! Breathe in, breathe out)

17. JaeJoong aka HERO

Spazztastic!! Okay, for the longest time, I DIDNT want to like him…alright, so i held out for…1 week? But seriously, it was the worst week of my life, so he gets to STAY, and he can sing!!!! GREAT ROCK BALLAD VOICE, oh and greatest understatement of the year, ‘he doesn’t look half that bad’ SERIOUSLY *swoons to death*

18. Jesse Metcalfe

Erm if there’s going to be 20 men left in the world, we definitely need a gardener…and a HOT one at that. The sun, the sweat, and the smile. He’s bringing SEXYBACK!

19. Patrick Dempsey aka MCDREAMY

Okay, the HAIR. And the Brains ( he IS a brain surgeon! ) (Gracie’s insert: the ARMS!) If we were to have to die in a hospital, the view has to be MCDREAMIOUS!

20. Andrea Casiraghi

2nd in line to the throne…someday, PRINCE OF MONACO. Oh, and he’s an heir to an Italian oil fortune (Gracie’s insert: We LOVE oil, Bush, STAY AWAY) Delicate blond good looks and athletic skills — he rides, skis, plays football and also guitar ( serenade me…PLEASE ) — he was included by People magazine in 2002 in the Top 50 World’s Most Beautiful People. He is fluent in French, English, Italian, and German. Need i say more (Gracie’s insert: You said A LOT)

 

and there you go, 20 hotties from across the world!!

Since this comes from the Co-Founders and Co-Presidents of the MRS, this post shouldn’t really come as a surprise to any of you (EeFei, you DO NOT get to say anything).

And after spending the whole day picking our brains, looking for the top 20, and going to the web to have this posted, we only came across MORE men…that deserve to live. YAY us!

p.s Send in your applications now, and LIVE.

p.p.s Unless of course you’re the ones that sent us into this ranting spree, then repent and LIVE your applications SHALL NOT be entertained. For your own safety, keep a clear 20 yards radius away!